“We exist to progressively leverage existing world-class total linkage in order that we may efficiently develop low-risk, high-yield e-business with 100% on-time delivery.”

Bernard Brightman, acting sales manager for Hayter Hair Products, held up a plaque to his staff. “What do you think?”

Emily popped her bubble-gum and walked out muttering. The remaining employees just looked at each other. Silence descended on the staff room.

“Well?” Bernard eyed them, his face slowly hang-dogging. “Does anyone have anything to say? This is important, guys. Mister Hayter is visiting to sign this off.”