I was a big Swansea city fan, most Saturdays down at the Vetch Field watching some

good or not so football down there, and they were wanting to move to bigger and better things at the new stadium. Then they had a few good seasons at the top playing good football at the new Liberty but now we are playing in the Championship. We are doing well at the moment

Anna peered at the ugly gnome in the elegant London house’s garden. What’s that doing there?’ She smiled at her fiancé, eyebrows raised.

            ‘Whatever you do, say nothing negative about that gnome.  It’s Mother’s pride and joy; I’m only second-best.’

            ‘I think you’re perfect, darling.’ Anna was raising herself on tiptoe to exchange a kiss when the front door opened.  Framed in the doorway stood a tiny, grey-haired lady.