“I’m here in Derbyshire at the home of centenarian Alan Davies,” the reporter Jake informs the viewers. He turns to face the spry man in the chair opposite him.
“I’m sure that all our viewers want to wish you a Happy 100th Birthday, Alan.”
“Thank you,” Alan replies.
“I’m sure that we all would like to know your secret of reaching your 100th birthday. You certainly look much younger than your years.”
It’s at this point that the cameraman Dave, who has heard it all before, decides to leave the camera running, and goes off to find the lavatory.
“I’ve had a good life, taken every opportunity that came my way. I think I owe my longevity to having my own way most of the time.”
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