The Dai Lemma

Billy and his gang were at their Headquarters in the park.  It was in the middle of a huge bush, where the Park-keeper, nosey old Mr Davies would not be able to see them.

Huw Parry had arrived last incognito.  He wore a big black coat and sunglasses.

Gladys Morgan had been temporary enrolled as an honorary member as the boys needed a girl’s perspective on their problem.  Owen Davies sat drumming his heels on the park bench that he had “borrowed” for the meeting. 

“Come on Billy, spit it out, I have n’t got long, I told my mum I’d do my homework before tea.” Billy whinged.

“OK, I’ll come to the point.  Have any of you heard about some bloke called Dai Lemma?”

“Never heard of him, he’s not in our school.  How old is he?”  asked Gwyn.

“I’m not sure, probably about the same age as my sister, fifteen going on eight.”

“Is he good looking?” Gladys asked, hoping for some new talent to arrive on the scene soon.

Billy glared at her, because he always thought she was hanging around for him.

“Look, all I know is that he keeps on visiting our house, Mam’s always saying it’s a right Dai Lemma, and every time she says it, my sister bursts into tears.  She’s keeping me awake half the night with her crying her eyeballs out, I can hear her through the walls.”

Gladys, sensing the situation needed some women’s insight asked Billy

“Have you asked her why she crying?”

“Don’t be daft, she pretends I don’t exist, and I thought, maybe, possibly you could speak to her?”  asked Billy pleadingly.

“Okay, I’ll try but you owe me big time Billy Thomas.”

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Not Yet

They were in bed together, his thick legs heavy as floorboards on her thin legs. During the wine and the satisfactory curry, he’d alluded to moving in with her. She suspected he was going to return to the topic now under the sheets; put the question to her more directly, like a large bill you’re not sure you want to pay. They’d been dating six months, they were inching forwards perhaps, but they certainly hadn’t arrived yet.

            Instead though he said, ‘Tell me about Jack. Why did you turn him down?’

            Jack? With his dark straight hair resembling hers, and his similar green eyes, people had taken them for brother and sister. They were both of middle height and slender. ‘Is he an artist?’ friends asked. ‘He seems so sensitive, so delicate like precious china. Does he write poems to you, Ellie? Surely he does?’

She’d never felt such joy. They were just nineteen, and then one day Jack had opened up, told her he loved her, wanted to marry her, wanted children with her. ‘Not yet,’ she’d said, frightened, yet exhilarated, the emotion within her like a vortex she needed to understand before she gave in to its force. A week later he’d died of an undiscovered brain aneurysm.

‘Not yet.’ The words chimed about the bedroom, and she felt again that whirlpool turning her round and round. She’d meant let’s wait, we’re meant for each other, but let’s develop a little, more can we? Had Jack understood? Had she made herself clear before his brief life had been blown out? She still didn’t know. She still regretted that she might have caused him some hurt, her precious, porcelain-delicate love.

‘Jack?’ Baz was asking again, his sausage-sized fingers on her cheek.

‘I wasn’t ready. I wasn’t old enough.’

It was the truth, wasn’t it? She’d had to mention Jack to Baz, you couldn’t keep him wholly under cover. But it was like you might show a jewel to an acquaintance: carefully, keeping hold of it, not wanting them to know its value, not wanting them to touch it.

‘And are you now?’

‘I’m older, more mature. As for, am I ready? Well…’

‘I get the sense that if I asked you, you wouldn’t tell me to wait?’  

Was he telling her he loved her? That he wanted to marry her? Was he just taking her for granted? He was rubbing his lumpy knee against her thigh. She felt his rough carpenter’s fingers exploring her stomach, felt like fine pottery being handled crudely.

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What Would Odysseus Do?

All the phrases she could think of to do with dilemmas seemed spiky and harsh: between a rock and a hard place; the horns of a dilemma; in a cleft stick, no avoiding the discomfort.

Louisa had systematically cracked all her finger joints (again) and had returned to pacing the length of her small room whilst twisting bits hair round her right index finger when the doorbell rang. It was, she knew, Julia. She knew, because she had summoned Julia to help with the insoluble decision-making process. It is possible that Louisa had dramatized, maybe even over-dramatized her predicament, of this she was also aware.

After a restorative hug the two settled to their task

‘I’m so glad you could come round so quickly,’ Louisa managed to get out between sniffles.

‘Well of course I came, you’re my oldest friend,’ soothed Julia, at least she hoped it was soothing.

‘Oldest?’.

‘Look, we’re the same age. OK, my longest serving friend. Get us a couple of glasses, I’ve brought Prosecco and Pringles to help us get through this. Oh, and I promised to meet Charlie at 9 so we need to get this wrapped up before half eight’.

Prosecco was drunk and Pringles were munched as the skeleton of the dilemma and its potential for resolution were laid out for consideration.

Julia attempted, to no avail it must be noted, to de-escalate the problem:

‘It’s a matter of the road not taken. There will be regrets and doubts but at least you will have made a firm decision for one path. And it will be the path that seems to be the least painful’

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Incidentes de honor

Since my last visit to Cartagena, a pair of aerial fig roots, previously just hints, were dangling near the statue of the eighteenth-century actor, Isidoro Máiquez.

“I’ve been away too long,” I thought as I brushed sun-dried leaves from the statue’s base and looked up at his Shakespearean pose.

Máiquez, although famous, is interesting to me as the father-in-law of Manuel Tamayo-y-Baus, author of “Un drama nuevo”, the object of my student’s study. My student, a young woman by the name of Analia is, in turn, the object of my secret desires.

I settled into a café chair facing the plaza, ordered a coffee and flicked open the binder of notes I made on her thesis.

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Poor Bobby

Rushing up the path, my nan, Iris, was waiting. 

”Here’s the keys honey, have to rush as the girls are waiting for me. See you Tuesday and thank you for house-sitting for me.”

In a whirl, she was gone. Opening the patio doors, glorious weather, sunbathing for me. Five days of rest and relaxation on my own. Bliss. Wandering back inside after a few hours, my attention was caught by the birdcage rocking as a cat darted past. With my heart in my mouth, I looked into the cage. Nothing. The door wide open, no Bobby the budgie. Knowing how much the bird meant to her since my granddad died, tears welled up and I sank onto the sofa crying.

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Scent of a Killer

DCI Will Bailey eased his car into gear. The sun peered sleepily from behind its blanket of clouds as the six o’clock news pips sounded. The only other vehicle, a bin lorry, crawled up the street, its rhythmic beeping and flashing almost lulling Will back to sleep.

One of the bin-men, his old school friend Danny Hiller, waved as he passed. Will smiled. The great thing about living here his whole life was that no-one was a stranger.

His former school slid into view. He remembered playing in those fields, throwing down school jumpers for goalposts. When the jumpers inevitably got muddled up, the teacher would complain that no-one ever labelled their uniform. But the children were adept at identifying one another by smell, and the jumpers would quickly be tossed to their owners.

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